A Confused Knight

A Confused Knight carried a set square that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Knight always carried a bottle of wine to sit and look at. It might be a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Knight carried a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

A Confused Knight looked for a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

A Confused Knight carried a toilet brush to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Knight often carried a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt it was miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.