Crypting Knight

Crypting Knight desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Crypting Knight looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Crypting Knight desperately searched for a set of lego to put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

Crypting Knight needed a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Crypting Knight needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Crypting Knight always kept a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a different activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo having that done to it