A Green Knight

A Green Knight needed a condom that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Green Knight desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

A Green Knight always had with them a stretchman that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

A Green Knight desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a bottle of coke of all things.

A Green Knight carried a spade that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a spade is the item to select.

A Green Knight owned a vibrator to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen thing.