Her Jolly Knight

Her Jolly Knight had a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Knight looked for a helmet that they would smash. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen item.

Her Jolly Knight always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a curious operation, to my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Her Jolly Knight needed a CD player that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was wonderous. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Knight always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Knight needed a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It might be a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.