His Gentle Knight

His Gentle Knight craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

His Gentle Knight had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Knight always had with them a sword that they liked to sleep with. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

His Gentle Knight wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. It would be a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

His Gentle Knight carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

His Gentle Knight desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.