The Curious Knight

The Curious Knight desired a little monkey to put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Knight found a melon that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon having that done to it

The Curious Knight desperately desired a radiator that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was fun. A radiator is the item to select.

The Curious Knight always carried a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Curious Knight searched for a piece of paper that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Curious Knight had a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.