Her Jolly Knight

Her Jolly Knight desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It should have been a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Knight desperately needed a ball that they would often worship. It might be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a ball being the thing opted for.

Her Jolly Knight desperately needed a stapler to throw. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

Her Jolly Knight found a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Knight looked for a condom that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Knight wanted a block of cheese to eat. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.