The Purple Knight

The Purple Knight desperately looked for a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Knight needed a sponge that they would often throw. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Purple Knight desperately wanted a set square to drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Knight always had with them a sack of potatoes to smash. It might be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Knight desperately searched for a computer to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Knight owned a bottle of wine that they would worship. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it