My Curious Knight

My Curious Knight needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. A chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

My Curious Knight found a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Curious Knight carried a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

My Curious Knight searched for a teapot that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Knight carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Knight had a can of Tango to smash. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.