The Crazy Knight

The Crazy Knight always had with them a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Crazy Knight owned a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Knight needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Knight always kept a radiator that they would occasionally break. It should have been a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Knight wanted a ball that they would demolish. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.

The Crazy Knight desperately wanted a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.