Their Bum Loving Knight

Their Bum Loving Knight found a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. It is a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Knight desperately needed a condom that they would often annihilate It is a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a condom of all things.

Their Bum Loving Knight owned a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Their Bum Loving Knight searched for a rubber johnny that they would often drop. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Knight desperately searched for a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

Their Bum Loving Knight desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.