A Lovely Knight

A Lovely Knight searched for a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Knight craved for a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen item.

A Lovely Knight desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

A Lovely Knight looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Knight wanted a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A teapot was the chosen item.

A Lovely Knight desired a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item selected.