My Ugly Knight

My Ugly Knight owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Ugly Knight wanted a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be fun. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Knight always carried a sword that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword having that done to it

My Ugly Knight desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was stunning. A dildo is the item to choose.

My Ugly Knight always carried a vibrator to cuddle. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

My Ugly Knight looked for a cup to break. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.