A Tired Knight

A Tired Knight desperately searched for a can of coke to throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Tired Knight desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to worship. This is certainly an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

A Tired Knight desperately searched for a bottle of wine to demolish. It would be a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Tired Knight desired a stretchman that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Knight desperately searched for a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to select.

A Tired Knight craved for a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It was a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.