The Grumpy Knight

The Grumpy Knight desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Knight desperately needed a mug that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a mug being the item selected.

The Grumpy Knight desperately craved for a tomato to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a tomato is the item to select.

The Grumpy Knight owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Knight had a sword that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Knight wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.