His Dodgy Knight

His Dodgy Knight found a painting of a melon that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Knight looked for a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player of all things.

His Dodgy Knight desperately craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes break. One might say this is a weird thought, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Knight desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

His Dodgy Knight looked for a vibrator that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Knight desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.