The Hungry Knight

The Hungry Knight always kept a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt it was breathtaking. A melon is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Knight desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Knight had a pen that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Knight desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would break. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Hungry Knight desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Hungry Knight desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. It might be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.