Purple Knight

Purple Knight desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Purple Knight looked for a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing selected.

Purple Knight found a vibrator that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Purple Knight always kept a sword that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Purple Knight had a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Purple Knight desperately searched for a radiator to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a radiator being the chosen item.