My Adorable Knight

My Adorable Knight often carried a bat that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bat of all things.

My Adorable Knight desperately craved for a vibrator to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A vibrator being the thing opted for.

My Adorable Knight desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Knight carried a custard pie that they would rub on his belly. It was a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Knight had a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

My Adorable Knight desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.