The Red Knight

The Red Knight had a vibrator that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Red Knight desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. It was a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Red Knight found a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is stunning. A bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Red Knight always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often share. It was a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Red Knight desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Knight owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.