Hungry Knight

Hungry Knight searched for a mug that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen item.

Hungry Knight always kept a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A crown being the thing selected.

Hungry Knight craved for a pint of cider that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Hungry Knight always kept a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop of all things.

Hungry Knight always had with them a condom that they would often embrace. It might be a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was selected.

Hungry Knight looked for a dildo that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to select.