The Dodgy Knight

The Dodgy Knight always carried a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Knight searched for a block of cheese that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Knight wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. It is a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Dodgy Knight desperately craved for a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Knight always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Knight searched for a toilet brush that they would drop. It should be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.