The Red Knight

The Red Knight had a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. A pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Red Knight had a condom that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Knight wanted a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Red Knight owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Red Knight always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is epic. A toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Knight always kept a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.