The Handsome Knight

The Handsome Knight wanted a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A sword would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Knight desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Knight desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an original action, to some, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Handsome Knight desired a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Handsome Knight desperately needed a helmet that they would often demolish. It was a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to select.

The Handsome Knight looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.