The Exciting Knight

The Exciting Knight desperately needed a set of lego that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Knight wanted a porno magazine that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Knight owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Exciting Knight looked for a crown that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a funny thought, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be miraculous. Honestly, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Knight always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Knight desired a lava lamp that they would smash. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought it was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.