A Depressed Knight

A Depressed Knight found a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Knight looked for a bag of flour that they would demolish. It should be an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Knight desperately desired a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who expected it was stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Knight wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Knight found a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be fun. A lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Knight always had with them a condom that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought it was amazing. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to choose.