The Funny Knight

The Funny Knight always kept a block of cheese that they would often annihilate It would have been a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Knight searched for a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Funny Knight wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Funny Knight desperately desired a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Knight desperately desired a cucumber that they would demolish. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Knight owned a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.