My Exceptional Knight

My Exceptional Knight desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Exceptional Knight needed a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

My Exceptional Knight wanted a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Knight always carried a set square to put up their bum. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Knight found a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

My Exceptional Knight always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.