Their Bum Loving Knight

Their Bum Loving Knight desperately wanted a set square to put down their trousers. This seems a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Knight desperately desired a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

Their Bum Loving Knight owned a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Knight found a little monkey that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Knight desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Knight wanted a cheese grater to drop. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater of all things.