Beautiful Knight

Beautiful Knight craved for a spade to drop. It was a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

Beautiful Knight always had with them a CD player that they would share. It might have been a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Beautiful Knight owned a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Beautiful Knight desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Beautiful Knight desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Beautiful Knight carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.