gets cucumbers in the anus
A "man" from Huelva in Spain, admitted to the Emergency Department of the hospital Juan Ramón Jiménez, screaming for constipation and severe pain in the anal area. After a brief exploration, the extraction of the patient's rectum from a cucumber weighing almost half a kilo was carried out without losing another minute.
After the operation the man did not stop saying that he had no idea how he had arrived there, stating that he regularly took salads and gazpachos, and that "some seeds had remained in the digestive system and hence the vegetable was born. "
"It must have been that, because I do not get involved with suppositories, so much so that my doctor knows that he can not send me for the terrible fear he gives me," the man who was operated on kept saying.
For his part, the doctor who attended him commented that it is "practically impossible for this to happen, and that in the case that something like this would grow inside the patient, it would still be necessary to explain how he was inside a condom".