If they allow live music, maybe hire a scottish bagpipe player, make sure all the welsh people know he or she is Scottish, then hire an Irish Folk singer to sing along with the Scottish bagpipe player. Then make sure you have some what is it they call haggish and cheese or something like that on the menu, made by a pretty English wench. That should at least wake up the Welsh in the neighborhood
The jukebox is mine! Music is certainly allowed, although it could be tough to find a bagpipe player. I'd love to hear the pipes bellowing of the place though, I do appreciate that instrumen!
I have always liked the sound of the bagpipes, ever since I was a kid.