A little rant on how to beat "the experts" investing!

As you know I think "experts" and "analysts" are morons or WORSE they are in on it! I was talking with a friend who for some reason is very into listening to what they say and tell YOU what to do. Notice THEY tell YOU what to DO! Hmm, they are telling you what THEY WANT YOU TO DO! Why? Maybe because they knew before they told you and are doing the opposite? Ever year Buy Low Sell High? Guess what that didn't say? Buy when we tell you then Sell when we want to buy low again from you while you produce a loss for yourself! MWHAHAHA see what they really do? Here is a little sample of our chat un-edited:

Lol Cramer for bout a week says it's a bear market. Today we should be up 5% on this news
What a difference a weekend makes lol
cramer is literally the last person i listen to on what to do
he just tells you what already happened
then acts like he is a wizard
Yeah market perform at best
hes a puppet
thats why i dont follow the analysts
we have discussed this enough times i think u know how if eel about these "experts"
despite ROI wise me out performing them 200 to 1 every time
in a decade at this rate i'll be the expert with billions AUM and laughing at them
i just watch cnbc to know what NOT to do
notice they hyped up weed
and u asked me about it
what did i say
too much hype ill wait
well gee
look its down
they dont even mention it anymore
they forgot they lost ppl billions telling them to buy
anyone who waited like me or listened to me didnt buy the top of that bubble
if you listened to "the experts" and "analysts" you bought tilray at the top
and are now down 50%
then calling in asking what happened
lol
ugh while u bought they sold duh
thats how it works
you really haven't seen that by now?
its so obvious after a while that they are just wall street propoganda puppets
pushing what they want out of
and bashing what they want in
wouldnt a trade war INCREASE the value of oil?
how the fuck is oil going down?
hmmm
so lets see
supply easily no tariff access is going down
prices go down?
yet demand is going up
doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize whats going on
they manipulate and control it all
and then tell you what they WANT you to do so they can get in/out
they wanna sell apple so they hype it like ape shit in sept
then as i said
it crashes on the new iphone release
which they already knew
its so obvious
anyone who can't see that is blind or new
or really believes we have a free market ROFL
gee dicks did bad
hmm they hyped it like crazy
praised them for increasing gun sales to 21+
and removing any semi automatics
like ar 15s
gee
after all the boycotts
they fucking went down lol
didn't take a rocket scientist to realize they were cashing out
and wanted you to buy their bullshit hype
if you listened to the people who ACTUALLY shop stores like dicks
you'd realize they boycotted them
and shot themselves in the foot
go in for a new scope and pick up some pants and maybe a kayak
ban scopes
they can't get you in the door
yet wallstreet praised that decision in sept
its all a joke thats why i tell ppl its not hard
just stop following #s analysts make up
thats like pissing in the wind and hoping u dont get covered
gues they forgot their #1 customer was hunters
and if you piss them off they wont shop there period
just like target
same thing
was so obvious not bc of retail like the "experts" lie about
no it was their choice to side with LGBTQ+
and ban rifle sales
the ppl who had money went elsewhere
and the broke crying infants who live with mommy and are afriad of guns and forgot which bathroom to use took over
and their sales show this
its so obvious
u piss off me
for someone who has no money and just wants to bitch and complain you wont let them use the other sex's bathroom
you loose money lol
i can afford to walk in and drop $2k
they don't have $2 in their checking accounts
walmart already got the EBT crowd on lock
lol
thats why i don't read all the bs u do
i look around
and realize who as a consumer has $
and where is it being spent
you track fakebook stock vs timeframe and frequency of censorship
makes a lot of sense
it ain't the tech sector
its that
you kick me off for 3 days
i stop buying shit from ads and eventually leave
how many ppl actually click the ads
most don't
you have to have disposable extra $ to do that
which leftist socialists rarely do
so they sided with them
they got all the morons who are broke
and bitch all day
had they stayed neutral
neither side could say shit
and if they picked the right side
they'd have ppl buying scopes and ar-15s from the ads
and then business owners who stay in business and sell to ppl who have jobs and careers would buy lol
its really not that hard to see the truth
like forget which politics you agree with these are things called reality
i'd rather stay neutral but if i had to choose give me the side that has the $
not the one bitching they are broke and its all the rich's fault
they obv can't afford to buy shit
its like 1+1=3 in the liberalized stock market analyst world
they blame sectors
and make up names and words
and its so not that way
thats why some things do really well regardless