Bahahahaha, if only we could tell our kids what we are really thinking. As much as we love them, there are moments that test our will. Many a good nights sleep was lost in my life. No wonder I feel 10 years older then I am. Thank god they're all over the age of 10 now.
That is the one big disdvantage to having kids in your forties, you dont have that many spare years to be bandying about!