I can't believe two extremely strange beers and they blew you away. I was waiting for the gag reflex and nothing. I suppose you have to buy some more as the missus won't believe you. Just tell her they were shite and you saved her from the experience.
I am quite astonished. I was looking forward to some right old rubbish that I could make faces at and sneerily insult and instead I get to hot donks!?! She didn't get any, hehehe!