If you really want to get to him, replace his hemorrhoid cream with some Vicks Vaporub. At least the potholes won't be bothering him that much anymore...
Warning: Do not actually do this! ;-)
If you really want to get to him, replace his hemorrhoid cream with some Vicks Vaporub. At least the potholes won't be bothering him that much anymore...
Warning: Do not actually do this! ;-)
I was just thinking, ouch. That would sting!!!!!