You're Danger Danger Shark had me laughing even louder than the other 27 guffaws. Am I to assume the good lady does not read all of these marvy wonders you produce? This one might get you a big old can of Alpo and an opener next to the plate next time.
She quite often reads them but only at my prompting. I think I will give this one a miss though, can't have her rumbling my true thoughts on the dinner ;0)