onceuponatime I had a twiceuponatime...and then they merged. Now I never know what I'm going to get- Heck! Hell! Shoot! Shit! Farts! Fuck!

They all ran together until a new language emerged....but the world isn't ready for it yet, so I'll play along for now because

Usually I know what audience I'm playing to and what words are appropriate, but,

Gin.