That monkey up there - it's not a monkey. Looks like two banshees passing around a recently collected life force. That ketchup up there - it's not ketchup. It's a banshee face. Freaky.

Yep, we pass lots of judgments. I try to keep mine simple. I classify people into two categories: emitting darkness, or light. Neither is bad, just different. I've put you in the darkness category. Nothing wrong with that. My light is probably annoyingly bright if I don't knock it back by following some darkness. I think your followers like you just the way you are. See there, that was totally something someone from the "light" category would say.