7x Minor rodent mass murder. I am sure the squirrely things appreciate a vegetarian ending their invasion-prone existence.

Rodents were once good, in the olden days, for harvesting their fur, so that when it was time for "Baby, get outside, into the cold..." well, furs saved many lives back then, keeping even peaceniks and their families warm and cozy.

True story, that.

Just don't allow the kiddies to name the critters. It makes it difficult to justify a warrior killing and gravestones will have to be carved and holes dug in the backyard.

The moral of this comment:
Furrries are good for something, too.

PS:// Worst news of all, animals don't make it to heaven. Sad, but true. Fluffy ain't waiting on either end. It's biblically shocking.