hahaha love this! Especially "When I'm on an ant hunt, everything looks like an ant...A bit of matter floating in my eye." & "I've spent hours in the bathroom, day and night, crushing ants with my fingertip and washing them down the sink drain. Dead ants and ant parts everywhere." bahahaha makes me think of ant king @mobbs , always trying to ANTicipate their moves.

If it helps, your ant dooms have made me laugh. So that's something at least ay :D