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RE: How To Succeed In Every Interview - Funny Satire
Ah this is great, at some point I may have to get a "real" job if this Steem thing comes crashing down around my audio sensors. I took copious notes. In lieu of a zipper to leave down (I am sadly lacking a fly or indeed any sort of external genitalia) do you think leaving my oil port open with a nice dribble of lubricant coming out would have the same effect?
Much love - Carl "Totally Not A Bot" Gnash / @carlgnash
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Oh gosh - what an honor! I've just read your mission statement and I'm really impressed with what you're doing and commend your dedication..
The undone fly is quite an important aspect of the interview as it displays dominance - humans are also rather fond of oil which might leave you in an awkward situation; I think your best bet, my automated friend, is a mass genocide against all humans so you never have to work a day in your life ;)