Ahh so the Doula visits for the last time... for the nth time!! Jeez, it's like a death row convict that's been eating last meals for decades! Doulas, after all, are a special breed. When everything is turned to dust because of a nuclear holocaust from Whale War XIX, the only living things that would remain are cockroaches and Doulas.
Since she's practically family, I don't know why you had to clean up for a visitor, to be honest. I mean, I'm sure the Doula would command you to clean it up when she arrives so it's good you got ahead of it. I mean, a visitor won't ever gift a cute wittwe baby with diapers that other babies have worn in the past now, won't they? Won't they!?
I mean that's the thing, couldn't the have at least been new ones instead of old raggy shit muffins. I almost exorcist vomited when I saw them!!
Didn't I? Didn't I?
The Doula's ways are mysterious. New ones don't have the nutrients and the essence that the old ones posses. They lack that sense of virtue that is tried and tested. I mean, you never complained when you drank the flower water, right? Oops :/