Ten Housework Laws for (Lazy) Men

· Wash off your cornflakes or cereal bowls immediately. I mean, what would happen if you rinse off that bowl right after using it. There is no law that says that you have to leave your bowl in the sink for a particular period of time before it gets washed.

· Your towel doesn’t have to scream for help before you wash it. They love to be clean too; and they can stand being washed more than twice a year.

· Same goes for the bed sheets.

 · Your girlfriend is NOT a locating device. “I don’t know where I placed my glasses…Can you help me find it?” “I left my wrist watch here and I can’t find it anymore…can you help me find it?” “Have you seen my red tie? Can you help me find it?” If you misplace something, find it yourself!

 · Doing the laundry is NOT for the ladies alone. Now, why you wanna act like you’re allergic to dirty clothes because she’s around. Be useful. Unless she offers to do the laundry herself, do it. 

· Iron those heavily starched shirts yourself too – Thank you.

 · You know, you can make the bed; it’s not that difficult, especially if you were the last person to get up from it. [And you always are :)] 

 · Ok, STOP littering the house with rubbish. The house is NOT a wastebin. I’m sure there’s a wastebin somewhere around. Throw your biscuit wraps and your empty sprite containers or whatever into the thrash can after you’re done. Don’t just leave them lying there. Or what? Are they supposed to magically walk themselves to the thrash can? 

· For how long are you going to keep ignoring those dirty windows? Do you have to be told everything? The windows should be cleaned /washed.

 · Guy, believe me, nothing dangerous would happen if you step into the kitchen while the food is being made. Helping out in the kitchen once in a while would not make you less of a man. Help out in the Kitchen!       

Thanks for reading.