Ah, I wondered what that was, initally I thought it was an earthquake ( we arent called the shaky illles for nothing, you know).
Good to see another bloke that thinks "things" should know their place, and do what they are told.
I find Golly, Gosh, and similar work well also
Haha, of yes. These machines need to be put in their place alright. The bloody bastards. If I could take a stick to it I would!
We had a TV ad with John Clease, Faulty Towers, His car refused to start so he went and got a tree branch, complete with leaves, and gave it a good hiding, oooops, he mistook a cop car for his ccar, please buy our glasses.
The idea of giving his car a good hiding for not starting was a popular thought.