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WAIT. ARE YOU IN MILDLY OFFENSIVE FIBER ARTISTS ON FACEBOOK?! I think I saw you post your chap-dick!
AAAA! I love it so much.

I've never heard of that actually. I didn't make the pattern though - I'm sure he's a popular creation.

Well, now I feel fucking silly!
But I love your little dude, regardless!
Speaking of knit dicks, I have been wanting to make a huuuge dick scarf, like so huge it drags the ground behind me.
I'd love to see more of your knitting!

LOL that would be awesome! I'll have to dig around - I've given most of my stuff away.

Well, if you stumble upon some pictures of your work just let me know!
So I don't think I asked, have you considered trying out any other old lady hobbies?

Hmmm, like what? I wouldn't be opposed to new old lady hobbies.

Personally, I am a huge fan of cross stitch, as I am sure you can tell! It is really easy to pick up and start making stuff with.
Unless you don't like tedious stuff!
I bet you'd be awesome at felting, though!

I love tedious stuff actually! I've never cross stitched before and I tried felting once... it didn't end well. After the thing came out of the dryer it looked like a cat's hairball.
Are you on the Discord PAL channel?