Holy shit. That was one epic post. Took me a good 10 minutes to get through it all! I don't know what to say. It was funny, and I love your stream of consciousness style of writing although I wonder how much of it is exaggerated ;)
Francesco is so hilarious! Reminds me of The Dude from The Big Lebowski. Haha!
Indeed! If The Dude were President, I bet we would have attained world peace by now. :)