Single dog?

why do i say this? because i chat with someone who was married in last year! so i say time which is always like that goes so fast!
We are same high school students! he is two years old than me! but he is married, i was single dog!
Yes, a single dog has always been a single person. It seems that if somenone has been single for a long time.,which almost lost a gift for chatting with beauty! maybe this is the same thing if we don't use a learned skill or talent for too much time,we will lost it。as single dog, plz remember to bring your umbrella with you when it rains. You have to take a takeaway when you are hungry,why?because no one cares about you! agree with me?
just like this photo below:

Of course, everything has two sides，so ,as a single dog, what are the benefits?
first of the benifitis is that you can have a stronger sense of self determination,why？because you are single,don't needto talk to your girlfriend!
second is improving productivity and creativity，why? because single time can give people more time to think deeply and understand themselves.because you don't need to spend too much time with your girlfriend or wife!
third is socialising is more intimate,why? because you are single ,so you have enough time to accompany your family or friend!
so，here should be a picture below:

haha, I am laughing! but i really wanna get a beauty! God！plz give me a beautiful woman。
I don't wanna be a single dog。
So ,smart everyone, do you have any online skills for meeting woman ? Seek Teaching。