Abandon ship

The conservative party ship has many gaping holes in its hull , tory ministers are trying to block them up as another hole appears while declaring to the passengers that there are no problems and all is well , a storm is approaching , all is not well and the passengers are restless.

It has been decided by the captain that a course must be set to "er er that way " the torn sails are hoisted aloft on lines that are frayed and ready to snap.

Almost instantly the ship comes to a halt sharply as the sails take to the wind shredding themselves to pieces and the boat rests dead in the water like a bobbing cork , and slowly starts to sink .

The End .