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You must be sicker than we first thought. You must be delirious to believe all that fighting talk. I am starting to lean to story number one ,but still sticking with number 2.

Hehe, a man has to have convictions!!

Careful as we will ask the good old lady to set the sick bay /quarantine up in the garage and a day or two in there and you may be looking for some anusol.

It is true, all that time alone in there with only coarse and rough tools to keep me company. Who knows what could happen!! :OD